it's a website for sure

This is an inside joke. Mudkip used to be where the secret is, but he died when I refreshed my site.

This is the base text. You have to roll a natural 10 to get this.

this is nuiikid

welcome to the most unoptimized website ever. I'm not really sure what to do with this, but if you have any ideas, let me know

pro tip: when you're making changes to a css class, make sure THE HTML ELEMENT ACTUALLY IS IN THE CLASS- i don't even know how that got by me

this has been another episode of: the adventures of 10 year old me's horrid programming, where by far the most complicated thing is the random splash text. thanks for nothing, old self